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It’s January 23 and I’m guessing that you don’t know that today is National Answer Your Cat’s Question Day.  We surveyed cats around the nation (via their owners) and here are their most common questions:

National Answer Your Cat's Question Day

  • Why isn’t my food bowl filled all the way?  You know i won’t eat the bottom layer!
  • It’s 5:00 am Karen. Where’s my breakfast!!? 😸
  • Why do you leave me all day and then you don’t immediately pet me the second you walk through the door?! This is UNACCEPTABLE!
  • Why are you reading mom? – play with me!
  • Why did you make it rain?
  • Why do you keep putting a cup on my table?
  • Why do you keep kissing my face?
  • Where have you been?
  • Why don’t you like my butt in your face?
  • Where is my cheese?
  • Just think – where would you be if I hadn’t adopted you?
  • I can read your mind. Why can’t you read mine?
  • Do you love me the most?
  • is my food ready yet?
  • What is with your fascination of my poop in the sandbox?? Why are you harvesting it?
  • Why do you get better food than us?
  • Why CANT i come in the bathroom with you?
  • Stop kissing me (not a question, but whatev’s)
  • As a cat, why would I ask a lesser being questions?
  • Why do you pick me up? I am a small furry killer.lol
  • Are you going to play with us u idiot?
  • When is my next treat? Are you coming to give me my treat hooman? Why is water coming down your face hooman? Can I go outside?
  • Do you ever get hairballs?
  • Why can’t you just stay at home and pet me all day? 🙃
  • Who cleans your litter box?
  • Are you going out again?
  • Why you feed me same stuff every day?
  • How come you don’t let me in the bedroom anymore?
  • Mom, you really wearing that to work?
  • Why are you throwing that in the trash? I worked hard catching and killing that mouse for you!
  • Why do you call me so many different names? YOU named me!
  • Are you going to feed me? You know my bowls half empty 😂
  • Where is my snack? You are late.
  • How much did you really love that budgie?
  • Why CAN’T I be on both sides of a closed door?! Not fair!
  • You gunna clean out my toilet?
  • Why you won’t let me go outside ?
  • When is that dog leaving?
  • Why did you step in my puke?
  • Did you know pencils obey the law of gravity? Watch!
  • The service here is lousy. (My cats have no questions, only demands and expectations.)
  • Just because the phone went off do you always have to leave?
  • Why don’t we have a dedicated spot in the freezer to keep extra mice?
  • Whadda ya mean no can food yet? You’re already in the kitchen. I’m standing right under you!
  • Why is there water in your litter box? Do you drink out of it too?
  • What’s you got to share with me …even if I don’t like it?
  • What are you doing on my bed?
  • Why do you want to sleep all night human? Don’t you know that’s play time?
  • Why you take poops from my box??
  • Why don’t you ever use the litter box? I’ve told you a million times poo goes in the box, not the shiny bowl. Why don’t you listen?
  • How are you able to open treats? Are you magic?
  • Why use a litterbox when i can use your bed? Trudy asks
  • Why do you not wake up human when I lick your eyelids at 4am?
  • Do you realize you are IN the water!? -my cat every time I take a bath
  • Why do you not understand that the back window stays open in all kinds of weather? Even if I am asleep on my favourite black jumper.
  • What is this little human doing in my new bed?
  • Why don’t you try to escape that tub?
  • Why must you always boop my nose?
  • Why do you keep stealing my poop after I bury it so well?
  • Why can’t I have the food on your plate? Yes, I know my bowl is full and that you are eating human food. So, why can’t I have any?
  • You have two hands and are required to pet me with BOTH! What is going on?
  • Why don’t you have fur so you won’t have to put on body blankets?
  • DONT TOUCH MY FEET MOM THATS WEIRD
  • Why do you speak to me in that awful high pitched voice, you’re a grown woman!?
  • Why don’t you lick your butt? Why don’t you have fur? How do you survive without hunting? And lastly, who told you to stop petting me?…
  • Why do you talk to me like you expect me to answer?
  • Why do you think you need privacy while in the bathroom??? What are you doing in there??
  • Why does your grammar get so awful when you talk to me; do you think I’m an imbecile? And when are you going to install a milk container in this blanket so it’s nurseable?
  • Why is my food bowl empty again??
  • Why do you insist on hiding the treats? It is 3am, why are you sleeping?
  • Why do always have to turn on the lights? You ruin my night vision!
  • Why don’t I have thumbs? Polydactyl cats excepted, obvs!
  • I’m a full grown cat! Why do you ALWAYS talk baby talk in that funny voice when you talk to me?
  • WHAT made you think we needed another cat?
  • Where do you take my poop?
  • Why do you keep kissing me? 😂
  • Lady, what’s with that big, furry, smelly thing that you keep saying is my brother? It doesn’t even meow! And why do you get mad when I eat the sushi? I mean you put on the table in that glass bowl. I love that it’s super fresh but I could do without the screaming that I ate Nemo. If you wanted to eat it, you should just do it, instead of just leaving it around
  • Staring at you while you eat: “So are you going to share that?”
  • Oops, were you sleeping?
  • Where’s the air freshener?
  • You want me to poop where?
  • This is my belly. You may look at it but do not touch. I may purr or I may bite. Want to play bite or no bite roulette?
  • Where is my snack servant?!!
  • why do your lips make that noise when you kiss.me?….I hate that noise by the way!
  • cat asks …why when you kiss …do your lips make that noise?
  • Can you feed me meow?
  • Why do you steal my poo and what do you do with it?
  • What are you doing in there while you have a perfectly good tongue? (When I am in the shower).
  • Should I deposit my hairball on your bed or in your shoes? Hmmmm. Choices.
  • What’s in here?
  • My cat would say. “Why do you?….never mind i dont care.”
  • Can you go clean my box human?
  • Hooman why do you insist on sitting in my chair?
  • Why are you always taking pictures of me ? Like you think I’m going to pose…😉
  • why must you insist on petting me one more time than I desire??
  • Why do you steal my poop?
  • why do you get in a giant water bowl?
  • If you don’t want me to step on them, why did you put them There?
  • Why don’t you go outside and dig a hole to go #2? Why do you water the tractor grass with your #1.
  • “It’s 3am why aren’t you awake?”
  • “What do you mean you just rolled over and aren’t actually awake?”
  • “I know I only ate like two bites of my food but can you fill my bowl up some more since it’s so empty?” …See More
  • Why do you love taking such good care of me? What do i bring to this relationship? “Dude, were is your litter box?”
  • Why are you in the bathroom 3 times a day, sit for 60 seconds and then leave?
  • Why the are you forever falling over me???
  • Now when do I get paid for being friends with the Dog? Weekly, Monthly or what? I will take it in treats
  • What are those crazy things with bushy tails running around the back yard called again? And, can I go out and play with them….soon?
  • Just because I was cuddly 5 mins ago, doesn’t mean I am now, geez why cant you understand that?
  • Why does it take 2-3 years for your human children to be potty trained when it takes us a day to be litter trained?
  • Why do humans take their fur on & off?
  • “Mummy? Mum? Mum? Mum? Mum? Muuuuuuum? Mummy!!!!” – asks my cat sitting upstairs while I am trying to enjoy dinner downstairs.
  • Why do you sit in a big bowl of water?
  • Why do you steal my poo?
  • What made you choose to take me unto your heart and home?
  • Why don’t you want to play with me ALL THE TIME??
  • What time are you feeding meeeeeeeeeeeee?
  • What do you mean it’s time for sleep and not play?
  • Why can’t I watch you poop? 😐
  • why you so squishy?
  • “Mom, is my butt big?” “Mom, mom, mooommmm, where are me treats?”
  • Where is my stash of nip, food slave?
  • Why do you want to sleep all night human? Don’t you know that’s play time?
  • Why you take poops from my box??
  • Why don’t you ever use the litter box? I’ve told you a million times poo goes in the box, not the shiny bowl. Why don’t you listen?
  • How are you able to open treats? Are you magic?
  • Why don’t you sit in boxes? You could fits.
  • Why are you always sleeping in my bed?
  • Why do you pick me up? Do you know how humiliating belly exposure is?!
  • Why do hoomans greet each other by grabbing each other’s paws rather than sniffing each other?
  • Where your tail go?
  • why you only have two nipples?
  • Why do you have to get out of bed when I’m lying on you and I’m comfy?
  • Why you pick me up when I am comfy?
  • Why is your tail on backwards?
  • Don’t care if it’s your day off, I want snacks on time.
  • Why is dinner 30 seconds late?
  • Do I LOOK like I want to be picked up and hugged at this very moment?”
  • Why do you insist on bothering me when I’m sleeping? Surely your desire to get up cannot be more important than my wish to remain in your lap.
  • What could possibly more important right this minute than scratching my head???
  • Why are you humans so uncoordinated, and constantly trip over me?
  • What’s up with thumbs?
  • Why have you not caught fire, burned to ashes and left me alone with Mommy yet?

Wow!  Cats ARE inquisitive little creatures … here is MY personal favorite:

  • Why can’t I ever catch the red dot?

Did we miss the question that YOUR cat would ask??  Share it below in the comments!  We’d love to hear it!

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